Chasing Magic
Hola, I'm Sam. I'm Puerto Rican and biracial. I love pretty girls but the prettiest is my girlfriend Dana. My blog is strange, and I'm strange, and I'm not quite sure how to define myself but I know I'm demisexual. I would like to be referred to with female pronouns regardless of how I express my gender. I live in New York currently and spend my time on Kongregate and on social justice.
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loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

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clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

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harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

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You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

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discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

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shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

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