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Text Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 305 notes

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

deathhhh:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Why is rain so wet?

Because you touch yourself at night

(via holmestucked)






Photo Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 21 notes

rust-ram:

unfriendable:

Forever Friendzoned http://bit.ly/LisAl1



UGH

rust-ram:

unfriendable:

Forever Friendzoned http://bit.ly/LisAl1

UGH




Link Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 3,811 notes

MASTER POST THEN!

andrewhussiesbosom:

It is painfully obvious I do not own these beautiful pictures.

If you reboob CHECK AND SEE IF IT CUTS OFF IF IT DOES MAKE IT A TEXT POST!

(via rainbowchainsaw)




Chat Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 26,503 notes

Fandom Translation

  • Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
  • Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
  • Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
  • Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
  • Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
  • Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
  • Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
  • Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.



Text Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 1,849 notes

artisticparasaurolophus:

i can’t draw a straight line

it always turns out gay

(via geromytime)







Chat Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 30,428 notes

we're lazy here on tumblr.

  • press J: scroll down a post
  • press K: scroll up a post
  • press L: like a post
  • press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
  • press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
  • press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,



Chat Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 64,088 notes
  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what



Photo Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 112 notes

eiycaptain:

I was really stumped last night, so Mui suggested that I draw Vriska from Homestuck! It kind of started off as a doodle to blow off steam, but this helps replace the lack of productivity from me. *u*
Texture from kwinsturresources @ tumblr 

eiycaptain:

I was really stumped last night, so Mui suggested that I draw Vriska from Homestuck! It kind of started off as a doodle to blow off steam, but this helps replace the lack of productivity from me. *u*

Texture from kwinsturresources @ tumblr 


(via eldritchjoy)




Photo Post Mon, Jun. 04, 2012 15 notes

(Source: u53d, via eldritchjoy)



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